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Sorry wanna be “country girls” but…….

[kalliebethh]

When Luke Bryan says “Country girl shake it for me girl” he doesn’t mean city girls who saw my music video and thought I was sexy and decided to buy camo and start wearing boots shake it for me. He means an ACTUALLY country girl not you fake bitches that haven’t even left the city and don’t even know anything about being a country girl…. So stop now you’re a disgrace. Go back to listening to that “Yung money” bullshit. lol.

[myrtlewilson]

country girl appropriation is real and it is out there

[trapcard]

Kallie Beth comin for you fakes and frauds watch your necks ladies she WILL clock your synthetic camo havin ass with a swiftness.

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

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[secondlina]

Crow Time - Statue 1

Please like, comment, follow!

It brings me joy! It validates my bird obsession!

[Holy crap there's a Part 2??]

[Read Crow Time] [Patreon]

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[metalgearsolidyaoi]

LETS HEAR IT FOR WOMEN WITH FLAT CHESTS CAN WE GET APPLAUSE FOR WOMEN WITH FLAT CHESTS

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[queenofnevermore]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

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[true-bean]

How do y’all carry around your keys

On a carabiner on my belt loop

I just put them in my pocket

I keep them on a lanyard

On one of those plastic scrunchie bracelet things

Some other way ?? (Tags)

[true-bean]

Like a full sized book?? You carry around a full sized book ?? And keep your keys in there??

[ihaventsleptinweekz]

yes! I used to carry books all throughout middle and high school and at some point it became a habit to carry stuff around. It's a hollowed out Art of War- it's size exponentially thickened so I can fit my stuff in it

This is pretty much the best image I can give since I left my book at the house- but all my stuff goes into it!

[true-bean]

That is the coolest possible way someone could carry their things around

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[true-bean]

How do y’all carry around your keys

On a carabiner on my belt loop

I just put them in my pocket

I keep them on a lanyard

On one of those plastic scrunchie bracelet things

Some other way ?? (Tags)

[true-bean]

Like a full sized book?? You carry around a full sized book ?? And keep your keys in there??

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[iapislazuli]

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

[iapislazuli]

Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything

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How do y’all carry around your keys

On a carabiner on my belt loop

I just put them in my pocket

I keep them on a lanyard

On one of those plastic scrunchie bracelet things

Some other way ?? (Tags)

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What do you consider a big family

4-7 people

8-11 people

12-15 people

16-19 people

20+ people

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Idk how to explain that she-ra actually saved me from an abusive, toxic relationship. Like literally i only realized it was unhealthy cause I felt more for the 2018 she-ra reboot than I did for my girlfriend

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[zegalba]

Sand Under a Microscope.

There are roughly 8,000,000,000 grains of sand per cubic meter of beach, and roughly 700,000,000,000 cubic meters of beach on Earth. That's 5 sextillion grains of sand. An incomprehensible number, and yet every sand grain is microscopically unique. Like a snowflake, no two are the same.

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[weirdolesbo]

SALVATION

DAMNATION

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[lakevida]

they're making me scan 80s kentucky fair stuff again and if i have to see the pig ad again my day will be irrevocably ruined

[lakevida]

not even half an hour in

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[rustygateofme]

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[charlesoberonn]

Rest in peace, trailblazer.

Though tbh I'm more surprised the first person diagnosed with autism was still alive. Really shows just how young the whole field is (he was diagnosed at age 5, so only 84 years)

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[ID 1: Screenshot of a tweet by Scientific American @sciam:

"Donald Triplett, who was the first person to be diagnosed with autism, has died at age 89."

Underneath is a link to an article on scientificamerican.com about the subject. Above the link is a photo of Triplett, an elderly white man wearing thick glasses, a light blue dress shirt, and a decorative red and black tie."

[ID 2: An edited meme featuring a screenshot of an elderly Rose from the movie Titanic. The subtitles say "It's been 84 years..." but the image has been edited to say "It's been only 84 years..."]